Club Serotonin
Regulate. Reconnect. Rewire.
Breath, body, and subconscious work—designed to help you release, reset, and realign.
Doctor of Physical Therapy • Certified HypnoBreathwork® Facilitator • Licensed Pilates Instructor • Founder of TheQuantumChris & Club Serotonin™
I live where science meets spirit — blending clinical expertise, subconscious rewiring, and ancient wisdom to help you regulate your nervous system and return to you.
Christina Van Ert, DPT | Founder of Club Serotonin™
Clinical Side
I’m a DPT who understands how trauma, posture, and breath mechanics imprint on the body and brain.
Neuro-Alchemy Side
I integrate neural reprogramming, nervous system science, stoicism, and ancient teachings — transformation becomes embodied.
Soul Side
As a nervous-system alchemist and intuitive bridge, I embody the invitation for you to cross into deeper self-awareness, coherence, and align to your highest self.
I’m here to help you remember the version of yourself you were always meant to be.
How We Can Work Together
Release old patterns and rewire your nervous system so change lands in the body, not just the mind.
Movement meets mindfulness — strengthen, ground, and regulate through somatic sequencing.
Nervous system intelligence for high-performing teams and events — calm focus, clear action.
Cord cutting, energy recall, and higher-self alignment practices to bring your power back home.
Why I Do It
Because true healing doesn’t happen in a single dimension. It lives in the body. The breath. The energy. The subconscious. And you deserve access to all of it.
I created TheQuantumChris and Club Serotonin™ to offer something deeper: A space to recalibrate not just physically, but energetically.
To return to your body.
Reclaim your truth.
And rewire your reality from the inside out.
Ready to breathe, move, and rewire?
Let’s begin.
Services & Offerings
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ClubSerotonin✨ Free 30-Minute Intro Call
Let’s explore whether we’re a fit to work together.
This is not a coaching session—it’s an energetic check-in.In this call, we’ll clarify:
Where you are mentally, emotionally, and spiritually
What you’re ready to shift or step into
Your vision for healing, growth, or performance
This call is for those who are ready to take responsibility for their expansion and embodiment.
No ghosting. No quick fixes. No half-in energy.If you’re ready to invest in yourself—with presence, consistency, and intention—let’s talk.
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ClubSerotonin✨ HypnoBreathwork™ for Flow State, Mindset & Healing
Rewire your subconscious.
Regulate your nervous system.
Anchor into your truth.Includes:
60-minute sessions
Virtual or in-person
1:1 or Group Events
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ClubSerotonin✨ Group Events & Corporate Workshops
-Creative teams
-Law firms & corporate groups
-Leadership retreats
-Conferences & summits
Signature Experiences:
Breathwork for Burnout Recovery
Manifestation & Mindset Reset
Embodied Leadership for High Performers
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ClubSerotonin✨ Private Retreats & Immersions
Available by application only.
Examples:
Mykonos Luxury Reset
Nashville Wellness Immersions
Private 1:1 or Small Group Transformations
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ClubSerotonin✨ Pilates Reimagined: Mindful Movement
Precision movement meets intentional breath.
Bring the power of Pilates Reimagined to your next group event, retreat, or corporate wellness experience.
What It Looks Like:
Guided mat sessions blending core strengthening, mobility, and nervous system regulation
Breath-centered movement designed to anchor presence and clarity
Accessible flows suitable for all levels and bodies
Optional integration of mindfulness and intention-setting practices
Perfect For:
Wellness retreats craving a balance of movement and restoration
Corporate offsites seeking energizing, team-building practices
Bachelorette gatherings or special celebrations where wellness is part of the experience
Groups desiring to reconnect to their bodies in a safe, empowering way
Because movement isn’t just exercise—it’s a gateway back to yourself.
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ClubSerotonin✨ Energetic Recalibration, Ritual+ Manifestation Work
A transformational blend of energetic alignment, ritual, and subconscious recalibration.
In these sessions, we will:
Clear stagnant energy and emotional residue
Realign your space, habits, and nervous system
Anchor new intentions through custom rituals and energetic protection
Activate clarity, confidence, and creativity
Techniques may include:
🌙 Moon rituals for releasing and manifesting
🕯 Intuitive candle alchemy
🔮 Frequency and sound healing
✨ Subconscious reprogramming
🌀 Guided intention-setting and visualizationPerfect for:
Life pivots, breakups, and fresh starts
Business launches or creative expansions
Reclaiming your sovereignty after burnout
Stepping into a new identity or vision
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ClubSerotonin✨ Somatic + Breathwork Reset
A guided blend of conscious movement, breath, and somatic practices to:
Discharge stored stress
Expand your window of tolerance
Restore inner calm
For high achievers, creatives, and anyone ready to feel safe in their body again.
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ClubSerotonin✨ Nervous System Optimization for High Performers
Private sessions blending neuroscience-backed tools and intuitive practices to:
-Build resilience
-Improve focus
-Expand capacity for leadership
Popular for:
Founders & Executives
Athletes
Visionaries in high-stakes roles
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ClubSerotonin✨ Burnout Recovery & Resilience Building
When you’re exhausted, disconnected, or on the edge of burnout, this work helps you:
-Reclaim your energy
-Rewire unsustainable patterns
-Reconnect to your purpose
Available as individual sessions or ongoing support packages.
